things i did when i turned legal

mmhmmm. bdaytatt+cigs. yups.

WHY IS HE SO STUPIDDDDD???

Posted by miyavicake at 2:05 AM 0 comments

i turned 18!

would your dragon be big and colored?

mhmm

(giggity)

LOL what's with that?

u don't get it?

it's from family guy

it's to suggest the presence of an innuendo

a risque double-entendre

OH!

i just...

hKASFSDKJHF

you pervert

lol

get used to it, you adult

hey

i'm only 25 minutes in

20-sex now

hahaha

huh??

u were 26 minutes in so i made a pun

oh

*OH

geez

looks like

i'm getting oldr

yeah, that's thirty

damn

and it's addling my brain

thirty one

lol

you're a thirty one

were you gonna say "dirty" instead of "thirty"?

hahaha

oh god XD

i'm so good at this

freaking ricky haha

u mean, fucking ricky

hahaha

GOD DAMMIT XDD

NO XD

that dirty bastard.

GENIUS INSIGHT!!

omg

you know what i just realized

dob = date of birth

and today

is my DOB

and I'm talking to you

you dob

dob in your case

equals dirty old bastard

Posted by miyavicake at 12:32 AM 0 comments

albie and i had a grown up talk today...

omg

did i tell you

about my little condom incident?

so i went to a party

and they had concoms on the table

i thought the condoms were candies

cuz like the packaging was all nice and shiney and cool looking

so i picked one up

and it was squishy LOL

i was like "wtf? squishy candy??"

then i flipped it over and hyperventilated

god and i threw it back down on the table

and the security guards laughed at me D:

OMG LOL

HAHAHAHAHAH

was this at one of your raves?

lol no this one was less shady

it was at Royal/T

OH

HAHAHAH

but there was like a pile near the door

WTF.

so i thought it was like "goodbye thanks for stopping by" candies

do they expect customers to have the secks inside the cafe or something O_O

OMG LOL

LOL I dunno...

goobye, thanks for coming, have a condom

LOL yeah

stay protected

save sex

*SAFE

LOL SAVE

lol typo

save the sex! its endangered

my friend bought a pack of condoms from riteaid once

and he lit the condoms on fire

so it was like

flaming condoms

bonfire -esque

LOL whyyy??

just for kicks lol

you know

flaming condoms

not something you see all the time

XD

was it... fun??

idk about fun

it was

interesting.

lol maybe i should try that

since i'm not gonna use the condom anyway

wait you still have the condom from the party? O_O

whoah jenny

stocking up

Well my friend took one

and I was like... okay what the hell lol

but i'm not gonna use it

it's a souvenir XD

LOl

you're gonna need it one day

or not

i mean maybe one day you'll need a glove to like go gardening or something

use it as a makeshift glove

LOLL

it only has space for one finger!

STRETCH IT ;P

lol one finger glove

youre like poking around the soil

it'll only be good for digging holes lol

and maybe transferring dirt and stuff

like a huge stocking

lol huge stocking xD

DUDE PLANT A PLANT IN IT

LOL OMG MAYBE I WILL!

and hang it

HAHAHA

have a bunch of them

hanging in front of your doorstep

new trend

LOL

yeah it'll just be like

lightweight plastic colored "pots"

LOL omg yea they have colored ones

dude condoms are versatile o.o

don't laugh at my shitty drawing. D:

Posted by miyavicake at 11:01 PM 0 comments

bai ling

voilà, i present you... Bai Ling!

Posted by miyavicake at 1:27 AM 1 comments

work

y'annow, work ain't so bad when i think back on it.

first i met samurel hung, then edwin birdsong, then bai ling (today!!).

i wonder who is next?

maybe jay chou??? XD

Posted by miyavicake at 10:33 PM 0 comments