i turned 18!

would your dragon be big and colored?

mhmm

(giggity)

LOL what's with that?

u don't get it?

it's from family guy

it's to suggest the presence of an innuendo

a risque double-entendre

OH!

i just...

hKASFSDKJHF

you pervert

lol

get used to it, you adult

hey

i'm only 25 minutes in

20-sex now

hahaha

huh??

u were 26 minutes in so i made a pun

oh

*OH

geez

looks like

i'm getting oldr

yeah, that's thirty

damn

and it's addling my brain

thirty one

lol

you're a thirty one

were you gonna say "dirty" instead of "thirty"?

hahaha

oh god XD

i'm so good at this

freaking ricky haha

u mean, fucking ricky

hahaha

GOD DAMMIT XDD

NO XD

that dirty bastard.

GENIUS INSIGHT!!

omg

you know what i just realized

dob = date of birth

and today

is my DOB

and I'm talking to you

you dob

dob in your case

equals dirty old bastard

Posted by miyavicake at 12:32 AM